Driving my car back home one evening, I rolled through a stop Sign
. I was stopped by a police sergeant, who recognised me as his former English teacher.
“Mrs Brown,” he said “those stop signs are full stops, not commas.” :))
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Days passed since I papered the town with my resume but hadn’t receive a single phone call
. So I decided to take a closer look at the copies my husband has printed at his real estate office.
I quickly realised that he hadn’t put blank paper in the machine. At the end of each copy, written in bold, was a common real estate disclaimer: “The information contained herein, while deemed to be accurate, is not guaranteed.”
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A customer called to complain that we had billed her for electricity on her long-distance phone bill
. One of our agents explained that we never charge for power. The customer, increasingly irate, insisted we had. So the agent asked her to read exactly what was on her long distance phone bill.
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